Who the Hell Eats Burgers with Cutlery?

I sit right behind them

A glass wall separates us

I see them

I see the couple

They don’t see me

In fact

They don’t even see each other

They see screens

They see trends

But not their friends


I move somewhere else

So not to see that

I didn’t dig that

For some reason

They noticed it

She looked at me

Moving away 2 meters

She frowned

I grinned


In front of my new place

A new couple is spawned

Brought by the Sunday night commotion

They order some artisanal sodas

Fancy shit in cocktail glasses

She makes a picture

Of the soda next to the glass

With some pink liquid in it

And then she drops the can

Not once but twice

Two burgers arrive

For the two zombies

She removes the upper bun

And starts cutting the rest


I become too observant

And see the things

I don’t want to see

When my order

Got forgotten

And I had to remind again

Some lousy waiter

About the order from

40 minutes ago

As I listen

To the furious kid

Making a scene

Two tables away

And his mom shuts down

The little brat

With even more furry

Creating a better scene

Juicy, spicy, crunchy, well-done


I’m here all fascinated

By the Sunday night eating out

Hoping to get some bacon burger

Soon

Very

Very

Soon