So I keep looking at that one castle
Erected in the middle of that one lake
Where that one warrior showed up
Before the battle of his life
And the lonesome turtle came around
And gave the warrior a sword
As a lucky charm for the battle
So the warrior took the turtle’s sword
Went to battle and won
So he made this castle on the lake
To honor the turtle or sword or both
And everyone loved that
Because now everyone was free
And everyone was drinking rice liquor
And mango smoothies
And smoked from those long ass pipes
And the turtle liked that too
And even joined them a few times
And everyone loved the turtle too
And even today they’re still thankful
For the hero turtle
A hero for fun
Justice warrior in disguise
Lucky charm in the battle
Where the enemies’ balls began to rattle
For they could not match
The turtle’s sword
Which gave its owner the last word